Archive for May, 2008

Is Bill Clinton giving birth to the VLWC?

Monday, May 26th, 2008

“I can’t believe it. It is just frantic the way they are trying to push and pressure and bully all these superdelegates to come out,” Clinton said at a South Dakota campaign stop Sunday, in remarks first reported by “ABC News.”

Clinton also suggested some were trying to “cover up” Sen. Clinton’s chances of winning in key states that Democrats will have to win in the general election.

” ‘Oh, this is so terrible: The people they want her. Oh, this is so terrible: She is winning the general election, and he is not. Oh my goodness, we have to cover this up.’ ”
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We here at the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy have been very grateful to Hillary for giving birth to our organization - The VRWC. We have thanked her for it many times. But will the Left be as grateful to Bill Clinton for his efforts on behalf of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy? We’re not kidding. Stop laughing! Stop, stop, stop it. This is very serious…..Okay, maybe not so much. But it is kind of curious. :)

Hillary Clings to life support

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

She just will not get out! We’ve been waiting to sing “Ding dong the witch is dead” for over a month now since it became apparent that Obama will win the Democratic nomination, but she just won’t let us. With her win in West Virginia last night, Hillary continues to put forth the argument that she can be the nominee. We all know that statistically that is still possible, but the odds are overwhelming. She would have to pick up over 75% of the remaining delegates. With the way the Dems structure their primary, it just isn’t feasible. Hillary and her people however, still cling to the idea that she is a better nom than Barack. So, we wait….

Hillary plans to crush OPEC!

Monday, May 5th, 2008

Yeah, right. Keep dreaming Hillary.
In a last ditch effort to pander to as many people as possible ahead of tomorrow’s primaries in North Carolina and Indiana, Hillary has let out a doozy!

“We’re going to go right at OPEC,” she said. “They can no longer be a cartel, a monopoly that get together once every couple of months in some conference room in some plush place in the world, they decide how much oil they’re going to produce and what price they’re going to put it at,” she told a crowd at a firehouse in Merrillville, IN.

“That’s not a market. That’s a monopoly,” she said, saying she’d use anti-trust law and the World Trade Organization to take on OPEC.
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Will it work? Will she get enough votes to hold on? We’ll see Tuesday….