How Clintonistas stay on message
Saturday, February 24th, 2007It seems that the best way to handle Bubba and his philandering ways is to sidestep that whole “blowjob in the oval office” thing. Why talk about Hillary and her involvement in Whitewater? Nix on that. Stay on message.
“Will President Clinton be a drag on the campaign?”
“Of course not,” is the prescribed answer. “Americans give President Clinton very high ratings and he is one of the most respected and beloved leaders in the world.” The response is followed by highlights of the ex-president’s term in office.
Another question asks, “How do you combat Clinton fatigue, or those who say they don’t want the drama of the Clintons again?”
Answer: “A lot of Americans will gladly take the eight great years of economic prosperity and peace that the Clinton Administration delivered . . . We can do this again with experienced leaders like Hillary at the helm.”
And still another asks, “Isn’t she too polarizing to win?
Answer: “Obviously not, since she’s already winning! If you look at the polls from the past weekend, she’s ahead in both the primary and the general election races.”
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These are just some of the scripted answers The New York Post has uncovered from the Clinton campaign. So make a list, and the next time you see a Clintonista talking head on TV, see how how close to the script they stay. Maybe you could make a drinking game out of it. Say everytime one of them says “experience”, “leadership”, or “know how”, you take a drink. Bottoms Up!