Just Say No To Hillary Clinton

There’s a very funny piece from the Belfast Telegraph about what a Hillary Presidency would sound like. It’s very funny. Here’s a snippet.

If she became President it would be brilliant, as she stood on the White House lawn before the world’s press and said, “I would like to thank the King of Morocco for his thoughtful remarks, and would add that I used to play professional darts. I went to a party once that went on for three weeks without stopping, and there was so many people dancing that the floor collapsed and we all landed downstairs which turned out to be an off-licence so it went on for another month.”

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Thanks to Mike for sending this to us. We don’t agree with Obama, but we think you know our position though:

We picked this up off the CNN political blog. We think it’s pretty funny.

The man who has created several presidents for the hit TV show “24? says it’s “nuts” to think of New York Sen. Hillary Clinton being the next real president… “Are we nuts thinking Hillary Clinton could be president of this country?”
“Honest to God, just stand back and think about it,” he added.
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This one we picked up from Drudge just made us laugh.

Once again, Hillary Rodham Clinton leads in a poll. This time, she was top choice when people were asked which major 2008 presidential candidate would make the scariest Halloween costume.

Asked about costume choices, 37 percent in an Associated Press-Ipsos survey this month chose New York Sen. Clinton, the front-runner among Democratic presidential contenders.
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A friend over at ConservaBabes told us about these. They’re pretty funny, so we decided to share. Enjoy!

The 10 Stupidest Things Hillary Clinton Has Ever Said

10. “I have to confess that it’s crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian.”

9. “God bless the America we are trying to create.”

8. “We have a lot of kids who don’t know what works means. They think work is a four-letter word.”

7. “He ran a gas station down in St. Louis… No, Mahatma Gandhi was a great leader of the 20th century.” –introducing a quote by Mahatma Gandhi

6. “Who is going to find out? These women are trash. Nobody’s going to believe them.” –on Bill Clinton’s bimbo eruptions

5. “If I didn’t kick his ass every day, he wouldn’t be worth anything.” –on Bill Clinton

4. “I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession which I entered before my husband was in public life.”

3. “We are going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”

2. “I have said that I’m not running and I’m having a great time being pres — being a first-term senator.” —on her presidential ambitions

1. “I’m not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.”
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We believe it was Dick Morris who predicted that Hillary would drop the Clinton and keep the Rodham in order to increase her chances at the White House. Well, she didn’t listen to Dick before, and she obviously isn’t listening now. Published reports are saying that Hillary Rodham Clinton is soon to become just plain old Hillary Clinton. We wonder; Does this have anything to do with her increasing use of that fake Southern Accent? Does the Rodham make her seem like to much of a Northern Liberal? We can’t help but surmise that there are a bunch of focus groups and polls behind this decision. And her campaign manager’s answer to the question about it? Crap. Pure and simple! This woman hasn’t done anything spontaneous in her life. Our personal theory is that this has something to do with the fact that she is losing the Southern African American vote to Obama. When we know more, we’ll share.

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has dropped the use of her maiden name “Rodham” in her bid for the Democratic presidential nomination.

Clinton identifies herself as “Hillary Clinton” in her campaign press releases and on her campaign website. The lone mention of her maiden name is in a campaign biography that says “Hillary’s father, Hugh Rodham, was the son of a factory worker from Scranton.”

She continues to use “Hillary Rodham Clinton” in her New York-focused press releases and in the Senate.

Clinton appeared surprised last week when asked why her presidential campaign had dropped her maiden name. Clinton laughed, shook her head and replied: “I haven’t, I haven’t,” before dashing off.

Howard Wolfson, a top communications adviser to Clinton, downplayed any significance to the change. Asked if it was a strategic decision to drop “Rodham,” Wolfson replied: “That’s a fair question, but there’s no plan behind it.”
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Well, well, well. It seems like the southern belle Hillary Clinton is back again. We picked this audio tip off of The Drudge Report. The link will take you directly to the You Tube link. It’s pretty funny. Obviously Hillary believes that whenever she talks to blacks, she must degrade and insult them by adopting a southern twang. Does Hillary actually believe that African Americans can’t understand plain English spoken without an accent? How condescending can a political candidate be?
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Remember this quote from Bubba:

The Democratic Party has become the liberal and conservative party in America. If you want to be fiscally conservative, you’ve got to be for us. If you want to conserve natural resources, you’ve got to be for us,” he said. “If you want a change of course in Iraq … you’ve got to be for us.
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We have a feeling that somehow, someway, this same piece of nonsensical drivel will come out of her mouth when she is campaigning for the White House.

Some things just make us laugh, and this story is one them.

The Rev. Jerry Falwell acknowledged on Sunday saying that if Hillary Rodham Clinton were the Democrats’ presidential nominee in 2008, it would motivate conservative evangelical Christians to oppose her more than if the devil himself were running.

Falwell said in a telephone interview that his comments to several hundred pastors and religious activists at the “Value Voter Summit” conference were “totally tongue-in-cheek.”

“I certainly hope that Hillary is the candidate,” Falwell said at a breakfast session Friday in Washington. “I hope she’s the candidate, because nothing will energize my (constituency) like Hillary Clinton,” he said. “If Lucifer ran, he wouldn’t.”

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Okay, well, they did do some shots together. According to a flash on Drudge, the two had quite a fun time on a congressional trip to Estonia. It’s interesting to see Hillary cozying up to Johnny Mac. We wonder what her game really is.

On a congressional trip to Estonia, Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton astonished her traveling companions by suggesting the group do what one does in the Baltics: hold a vodka-drinking contest!

Delighted, the leader of the overseas delegation, Sen. John McCain, quickly agreed, the NEW YORK TIMES is planning to report on Saturday.

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