Just Say No To Hillary Clinton

If it’s true then we happily strap on our ruby slippers and sing….
Wizard of Oz
See you in 2012 Hillary

Or is she just lurking in the shadows contemplating the VP nom? That’s the question. And that’s all we’ll hear about for the next 1000 or so news cycles. If she takes the VP nom she is counting on one thing and one thing only. You know it, but you won’t say it. Ask Vince Foster, he’ll tell you all about it

In the latest sign Hillary Clinton isn’t yet preparing to bow out of the presidential race, the New York senator is launching a new television ad Monday that highlights her claim she is beating Barack Obama in the popular vote.

The spot is set to run in the remaining two primary states — Montana and South Dakota — and argues Clinton has won “more votes than anyone in the history of the Democratic primaries.”
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Okay, she won Puerto Rico, but what does that mean? Puerto Ricans can not vote in the general election (yeah we know, that’s a whole other screwed up story) so their vote on Sunday means nothing. Hillary’s whole claim that she won the popular vote is based on Michigan and Florida. Both states violated the DNC rules. The primaries were flawed from the start. So the popular vote can’t be counted as reliable. Since they(the states and the DNC) refused to redo the primaries, the votes should not count. Hillary does not then have the popular vote. Will somebody please have the fat lady Oprah sit on Hillary and start singing?

“I can’t believe it. It is just frantic the way they are trying to push and pressure and bully all these superdelegates to come out,” Clinton said at a South Dakota campaign stop Sunday, in remarks first reported by “ABC News.”

Clinton also suggested some were trying to “cover up” Sen. Clinton’s chances of winning in key states that Democrats will have to win in the general election.

” ‘Oh, this is so terrible: The people they want her. Oh, this is so terrible: She is winning the general election, and he is not. Oh my goodness, we have to cover this up.’ ”
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We here at the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy have been very grateful to Hillary for giving birth to our organization - The VRWC. We have thanked her for it many times. But will the Left be as grateful to Bill Clinton for his efforts on behalf of the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy? We’re not kidding. Stop laughing! Stop, stop, stop it. This is very serious…..Okay, maybe not so much. But it is kind of curious.

She just will not get out! We’ve been waiting to sing “Ding dong the witch is dead” for over a month now since it became apparent that Obama will win the Democratic nomination, but she just won’t let us. With her win in West Virginia last night, Hillary continues to put forth the argument that she can be the nominee. We all know that statistically that is still possible, but the odds are overwhelming. She would have to pick up over 75% of the remaining delegates. With the way the Dems structure their primary, it just isn’t feasible. Hillary and her people however, still cling to the idea that she is a better nom than Barack. So, we wait….

Yeah, right. Keep dreaming Hillary.
In a last ditch effort to pander to as many people as possible ahead of tomorrow’s primaries in North Carolina and Indiana, Hillary has let out a doozy!

“We’re going to go right at OPEC,” she said. “They can no longer be a cartel, a monopoly that get together once every couple of months in some conference room in some plush place in the world, they decide how much oil they’re going to produce and what price they’re going to put it at,” she told a crowd at a firehouse in Merrillville, IN.

“That’s not a market. That’s a monopoly,” she said, saying she’d use anti-trust law and the World Trade Organization to take on OPEC.
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Will it work? Will she get enough votes to hold on? We’ll see Tuesday….

Here we go again boys and girls. On to Indiana and North Carolina. Thanks to Obama’s idiotic comments last week, Hillary was able to pull out a 10 point victory in PA. It’s not enough to turn the tide, YET! Doesn’t anybody ever realize that the first blow only knocks the psychotic serial murdering monster from the dark side down? Obama has allowed Hillary to live to fight another day, and the super delagates more time to sit on the fence.

Hillary Clinton declared the “tide is turning” Tuesday after scoring a critical victory in the Pennsylvania Democratic primary, pushing the race ever forward to the nine remaining contests.

With 98 percent of precincts reporting, Clinton had 55 percent and Barack Obama had 45 percent, a comfortable enough margin to deny critics their demand that she quit the race.
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Just when it seems that Hillary is finally down for the count, Obama goes and opens up his mouth again. First it was his inability to explain the Rev. Wright’s comments, and now it’s his idiotic elitist degradation of small town American’s.

You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing’s replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton Administration, and the Bush Administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. And it’s not surprising then they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren’t like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.
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WTF? Is he an idiot? He must be if he thinks that American’s are not going to respond to this. And he’s not backing down. We think that this is going to revitalize Hillary’s campaign over the next 2 weeks.
We were all hoping that Hillary would be toast. Looks like we will have to keep going for a little while longer. If Obama would just shut up, we could all finally “Just Say No To Hillary Clinton” and be done with it.

There’s a very funny piece from the Belfast Telegraph about what a Hillary Presidency would sound like. It’s very funny. Here’s a snippet.

If she became President it would be brilliant, as she stood on the White House lawn before the world’s press and said, “I would like to thank the King of Morocco for his thoughtful remarks, and would add that I used to play professional darts. I went to a party once that went on for three weeks without stopping, and there was so many people dancing that the floor collapsed and we all landed downstairs which turned out to be an off-licence so it went on for another month.”

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Together. At the same time. With Bill!!!!!!

Well, almost. Wouldn’t that have been something? If Hillary had stopped by the old Oval Office while Monica was showing Bubba her cigar tricks? It could’ve happened. According to the White House schedules of Hillary Clinton (finally released today) while Monica was practicing her deep knee bends, on several occasions, Hillary was in the White House at the same time!

Hillary Clinton spent the night in the White House on the day her husband “did not have sex” with Monica Lewinsky, and may have actually been in the White House when it happened, according to records of her schedule released today by the National Archives.
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She may have been there while several of the sexual encounters took place:

Nov. 15, 1995: The first lady was in a mid-afternoon “meet & greet” photo opportunity at the White House with various Nobel Laureates and their families. That night, Lewinsky had what she later said was her first sexual encounter with the president in the private study off the Oval office.

Nov. 17, 1995: Mrs. Clinton had no public schedule and was at the White House. That night, Lewinsky said she had a sexual encounter with the president while he was on the telephone in the White House with a member of Congress.

Dec. 31, 1995: Lewinsky said she and the president had a sexual encounter early that afternoon in a study down the hall from the Oval Office. Sometime afterward, the president, first lady and their daughter, Chelsea, flew to Hilton Head, S.C., to spend New Year’s Eve with hundreds of friends during their annual getaway at an intellectual family retreat known as Renaissance Weekend.
Read on young ones